Satire – Wag Meets English Premier League Footballer

Satire – Wag Meets English Premier League Footballer…

Wag - Do You Like My New Lingerie?   He said. "There Is No New Player Named Mynu Lawngeray"  Image Copyright HeavyEditorial and MemeGenerator.

Wag - Do You Like My New Lingerie? He said. "There Is No New Player Named Mynu Lawngeray" Image Copyright HeavyEditorial and MemeGenerator.

Wag – Do You Like My New Lingerie?

He said. “There Is No New Player Named Mynu Lawngeray”

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This is all made up nonsense about what a spoof meeting may be like when a Wag Meets English Premier League Footballer!

Wag

Hello there what is your name, like?

EPL Footballer

Hi, on the terraces they call me “tosser” you can call me Willy.

Wag

Err hello Willy have you got a big un?

EPL Footballer

Yerr, I got big eadache.

Wag

Oh, I was not asking yerr that. Do you have a big willy?

EPL Footballer

Errm, not sure, like… the supporters keep calling me “tosser” coz I am a wank player!

Wag

What is a wank player?

EPL Footballer

A player who is no good!

Wag

Now you got me real confused! I thought top EPL player wanked a lot, coz he wanted girls to like him… like err

EPL Footballer

Boss here at football club said no wanking off the field or out socially as it will get the crowd on yerr back calling you a “Big Wanker!”

Wag

So is he right, the boss? Are you a “Big Wanker?”

EPL Footballer

Err, guess I must be as all I can do is kick a ball – before… Now I can’t even do that now as I lost my form…

Wag

What form is that then?

EPL Footballer

The form I used to sit on wanking, when I was not on the pitch playing like a tosser!

Wag

Can I add you on FaceBook? I will added you in as “Tosser Who Wanks A Lot”

EPL Footballer

Thats err great like thanks, have to go now coz I got to look for my smartphone – think I left it in the pub last night!

Wag

Oh, I don’t like you anymore thought you was an English Premier League Footballer! Yet now it seems like all you is good at is boozing – and my mum told me never fall in love with a drunk!

End of…

Does that all sound about right?

Satire – Wag Meets English Premier League Footballer…

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